Yevgeny Jokes

The first man says, "I'm here because I criticized Yevgeny Prigozhin"

The second man says, "I'm here because I spoke in favor of Yevgeny Prigozhin"

The third man says, "I am Yevgeny Prigozhin"

Putin says ok here's the deal. I can't have you walking around making me look bad. We have this experimental hibernation pod. You get in it right now, or I shoot you. After I die, they will pull you out. YP reluctantly agrees.

The pod opens and he sits up.

He asks, "How long has... read more

He's trying to stay away from Windows.

...Who edges you all day and then stops just before the finish line?

>!Yevgeny Prigozhin!<