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Yard Stick Jokes

Did you hear they aren't going to make yard sticks any longer.

They're not going to make them any shorter either.

did you know that they aren’t making yard sticks any longer?

they’re already long enough

What has 3 feet but no legs?

Yard stick

What do you use to measure grass?

A yard stick.

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