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I’m in the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program.

I have to go door-to-door and tell people I’m somebody else.
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If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be?

John D'oh!
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Shoutout to the ex-mobster who, through witness protection, was relocated in a house under the sea.

Rest easy, you’re sleeping with the fishes now.
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Remember sharin' is carin'

But don't tell anybody because she's in witness protection.
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