Witness Protection Program Jokes - 2 Hilarious Witness Protection Program Jokes

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I’m in the Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program.

I have to go door-to-door and tell people I’m somebody else.

If the Simpsons entered a witness protection program, what would Homer's alias be?

John D'oh!

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