Winn Jokes

He shouts on the top: "God, I asked you to let me win the lottery, but I lost!"

Thunder, wind and a cloud opens giving shinning rays of light, a voice roars: "I told you that I would put the winnning numbers on your wife's buttocks, all you had to do was take a look! The winning number was 77... read more

A friend of mine worked at Winn Dixie back when smoking in the stores first became illegal.

Guy walks in smoking a cigarette and my friend saw this and said "hey, no smoking in the store!"

Guy said, "why not? You sell cigarettes here"

Friend says, "we sell condoms too but you do... read more