If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line?
Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
We are mystified that people are so angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxer.
His first name is No Vac
Now that's a Djok
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard?
Because his Visa didn't work!
Why did Djokovic get deported?
Novac
Australia denied entry to Djokovic, they were like...
"Novak seen, No Entry"
Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines
He's now known as Novax Djokovic
Novak Djokovic has been deported from Australia
Truly the greatest returner of all time
Why is Novak Djokovic out of the Australian Open?
Serb's no good.
Novak Djokovic choked and was knocked out of the Australian Open.
He missed two easy shots.
Did you guys hear Djokovic started an airline for the unvaccinated?
It's called Novaks Airlines.
What did the judge say after Novak lost his court appeal?
"Mr. Djokovic has no challenges remaining."
Why is Djokovic's house so filthy?
No vac
Australia said: "No one can come without vaccination".
Djokovic understood: "No 1 can come without vaccination".
I'm really big into tennis...
So I hate when people make a Djokovic.
What do you call a tennis player who doesn’t get vaccinated?
No-vac Djokovic
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Breaking News:
In a shock move,The English Cricket Board have announced tennis World No.1 Novak Djokovic as temporary batting coach.
"We acknowledge he doesn't no fuck all about Cricket, but we couldn't overlook the fact it took Australia two weeks to get him out."
Aptronym is a personal name aptly or peculiarly suited to its owner.
Some famous examples of peoples whose name accurately describes them. Usain Bolt- Jamaican sprinter. Margaret Court- Australian tennis player. Josh Outman- baseball pitcher. Novak Djokovic - vaccine dodger.
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