UPJOKE
serbssurnamediminutiveserbserbiabackhandatpaceracegeorge

If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line?

Novak -> Novax -> Novisa
upvote downvote report

We are mystified that people are so angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxer.

His first name is No Vac

Now that's a Djok
upvote downvote report

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn't work!
upvote downvote report

Why did Djokovic get deported?

Novac
upvote downvote report

Australia denied entry to Djokovic, they were like...

"Novak seen, No Entry"
upvote downvote report

Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines

He's now known as Novax Djokovic
upvote downvote report

Novak Djokovic has been deported from Australia

Truly the greatest returner of all time
upvote downvote report

Why is Novak Djokovic out of the Australian Open?

Serb's no good.
upvote downvote report

Novak Djokovic choked and was knocked out of the Australian Open.

He missed two easy shots.
upvote downvote report

Did you guys hear Djokovic started an airline for the unvaccinated?

It's called Novaks Airlines.
upvote downvote report

What did the judge say after Novak lost his court appeal?

"Mr. Djokovic has no challenges remaining."
upvote downvote report

Why is Djokovic's house so filthy?

No vac
upvote downvote report

Australia said: "No one can come without vaccination".

Djokovic understood: "No 1 can come without vaccination".
upvote downvote report

I'm really big into tennis...

So I hate when people make a Djokovic.
upvote downvote report

What do you call a tennis player who doesnโ€™t get vaccinated?

No-vac Djokovic
upvote downvote report

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Breaking News:

In a shock move,The English Cricket Board have announced tennis World No.1 Novak Djokovic as temporary batting coach.

"We acknowledge he doesn't no fuck all about Cricket, but we couldn't overlook the fact it took Australia two weeks to get him out."

Aptronym is a personal name aptly or peculiarly suited to its owner.

Some famous examples of peoples whose name accurately describes them.
Usain Bolt- Jamaican sprinter.
Margaret Court- Australian tennis player.
Josh Outman- baseball pitcher.
Novak Djokovic - vaccine dodger.
upvote downvote report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.

Do Not Sell My Personal Information