William Shakespeare Jokes

Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B

Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway.

Or "Son-ets", as they were known at the time.

Nurse: Which arm?

Shakespeare: As You Like It

Nurse: Was that painful?

Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.

Shakespeare: Measure For Measure

Nurse: So what do you think of the general awareness with regard to Covi... read more

Wouldiwas Shookspeared.

It was a real tragedy.

After a week, he had written "ooh aahh ooh ooh"

The landlord says "Oi, you're Bard!"

2B, or not 2B.

And after a great first meeting, he finds themselves becoming fast friends. However, he is unsure how now to address his new friend. By his first name? By his title? With deference or informally?
He struggles and struggles.
Finally, after a long sleepless night, he begins to think a quick and ... read more

While the format of act 1, then a break, then act 2 was used by Shakespeare it originally came from Spain.

It was initially unpopular in Spain as people were confused by the break in the play as no one expects the *Spanish intermission*.

"2p or not 2p, that is the question."

One day an elderly man walked up to the desk and asked for a room.


Shakespeare quickly found a room available on the second floor and asked him if this is the room he wished to book. The forgetful, ancient individual stared at Shakespeare for several uncomfortable seconds.

"I'm so... read more

I leave to you my second best joke.

With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!