Why don't people In wheelchairs make food by a recipe?

The recipe needs to go step-by-step

I dated a girl in a wheelchair

She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.

I said, "why don't you stand up for yourself?"

Probably unoriginal, thought of this over dinner

What do you call a hypothetical situation where two men in wheelchairs, wielding guns face each other, ready to fire?

Well you can't call it a stand-off, that's for sure.

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What are the only jokes people in wheelchairs don’t like?

Running jokes.

Why do people in wheelchairs try to argue?

Their argument doesn’t even have legs to stand on

Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world.

Below the video it said comments are disabled.

More wheelchairs are being made,

after a long-standing period without them.

I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.

She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."

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