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Wheelchairs Jokes

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?

The 2028 election.

I dated a girl in a wheelchair

She broke up with me because I kept pushing her around.

I said, "why don't you stand up for yourself?"

why does everyone feel the need to defend people in wheelchairs?

Honestly, let them stand up for themselves.

I asked a librarian if there are any books on discrimination against people in wheelchairs.

She replied "Yes, it's up the stairs, on the top shelf to the left."

Why don't people In wheelchairs make food by a recipe?

The recipe needs to go step-by-step

how do people in wheelchairs go down stairs?

Quickly.

People in wheelchairs just don't get humor.

They never know when you're pulling their leg.

Today I watched a video called 10 best wheelchairs in the world.

Below the video it said comments are disabled.

Wheelchairs should have pedals on them

So if you get tired of using your arms you can pedal

More wheelchairs are being made,

after a long-standing period without them.

Why do people in wheelchairs try to argue?

Their argument doesn’t even have legs to stand on

What are the only jokes people in wheelchairs don’t like?

Running jokes.

People in wheelchairs

Today my friend was telling me all about how he works helping people in wheelchairs move around, moving them from one place to the other, and helping them get to their destinations.

It was a moving story.

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

*Doing a stand up gig for a charity for people in wheelchairs*

Opening line - "If this was a YouTube video the comments would be disabled"

Life is quite hard for people in wheelchairs.

They keep on being pushed around.

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Gay guys in wheelchairs are like tomatoes.

Are they a fruit, or are they a vegetable?

Why do people in wheelchairs lose things a lot?

Because they can't retrace their steps

What does the cannibal do after eating his vegetables?

Goes to eBay to see what he can sell the wheelchairs for.

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