Watch Store Jokes

A guy walks in front of a watch store in a Jewish neighborhood, then he notices a watch on display that he likes, so he decides to go in and buy it.



Client: Hi, I noticed a watch outside in your storefront that I'd like to buy right now.

Seller: Sorry Sir, we don't sell any wat... read more

A guy walks into a watch store with his broken watch and asks the owner if he could fix his watch.

"We don't fix watches." the owner replied.

"Well... Can I buy a new watch?" asks the man.

"We don't sell watches either."

"You don't fix watches, and you don't sell watche... read more

Guy walks into a Watch store and the customer says "I'm just looking". The salesman says "take your time!" So the guy walks out with the watches.