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Walk Off Jokes

Two drums and a cymbal walk off a cliff

*Ba dumm tshhh*

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.

He loved them dearly, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat explosive effect on him.


One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, “she’ll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this,” so...

When I said "Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier," I didn't expect him to do it.

I wasn't being littoral.

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