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Waldo Jokes

Why doesn’t where’s Waldo go to the gym

Because no one can spot him

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn’t want to be spotted


*edit: now if I ever tell people this joke, I risk people thinking I copied it off of reddit D:

Why does Waldo wear stripes on his shirt?

Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.

Why did Waldo and Carmen Sandiego get jobs at Home Depot?

Because you can never find anyone who works there.

Really been enjoying the Where’s Waldo audiobook

“Not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo, Waldo, not Waldo, not Waldo…”

What does a serial killer do when he finds Waldo?

Wears Waldo.

What do Waldo and my father have in common?

I can't find either of them.

Why did Waldo meditate

To find himself

Do you know why it is that Waldo wears stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

(Someone told me this joke today at work, so I guarantee it's been around, but I had to share it.)

Waldo is working out at the gym

He sees another guy there and asks, "hey man, can you spot me?"

The guy says: "Well I'll try my best, but it might take me a while."

What is Waldo's (Wally's) least favorite dish?

Fondue!

Waldo once insulted chuck norris

And we all know how that's going

I wish there was a "Where's Waldo" for "The Legend of Zelda"

It should be titled "The Missing Link"

I named my TV remote Waldo.

For obvious reasons.

Helen Keller would have a better chance of finding Waldo

Than finding an original joke on this sub.

Why did Waldo grow a manbun, a beard and start meditating three times a day?

Waldo found himself

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"your happiest memory..."

TV crew is shooting a reality series in a rural and mountainous area and they decide to interview this older man, John, who had lived there all his life. They ask him all sorts of questions, when finally the reporter says: "John, please explain to our viewers at home what your happiest memory is, a...

Someone came to my library and asked for help finding a where's Waldo book

I told them they weren't ready

Step 1: Go to Starbucks. Step 2: Order your coffee.

Step 3: Tell them your name is Waldo.

Step 4: Leave.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Waldo.

Waldo?! Where in the world have you been?! We've been looking everywhere for you!

All she ever wanted was for someone to ask her what she was reading.

On the train, in the park, anywhere. People passed; no one asked. Until one day, after a lifetime:

"Ma'am, are you ok? Can I help you with anything?"

"It's too late," she replied, "I found all the Waldos."

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Some good tips for your English class.

1. Avoid alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They're old hat.)
4. Employ the vernacular.
5. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
6. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
7. It...

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