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Many Book Jokes

New joke from my 3rd grader: How many books can you put in an empty book bag?

Just one: then it’s not empty any more!

Did you hear about the writer who wrote too many books?

They got author-itis.

I'm not saying my house has too many books

But I just saw an orang-utan in the kitchen, looking for a banana.

Why did Kim Jong Un have so many books?

Because he is North Korea's great reader.

Did you know that Harry Potter sold so many books it is possible to cover all of Brazil with them?

They also did it when they were in tree form

Today I learned the fame of Albert Einstein pales in comparison to his brother whose work in cellular regeneration has been the subject of many books and several movies.

His name was Frank.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I just started volunteering at the library. We're putting on a fundraiser where we gather porn stars from all over the country and have them read as many books as they can in 60min to raise money for kids with jaundice

We're calling it the Golden SHH Hour.

(OC)

A chicken goes into a library.

He goes up to the counter.

“Book book book!” He squawks.

Amused, the librarian grabs three random books from the return stack and gives them to the chicken who leaves with them.

The next day the chicken returns the three books and says “book book book” again. He gets his three ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A blonde wants to go ice fishing....

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

She’d seen many books on the subject and after gathering all of the necessary equipment decided to head for the ice.

Once on the ice, she pulls out her auger and starts to cut a hole in the ice.

Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,”THERE ...

Did you hear about the Asian kid who had that one night stand?

He had too many books to fit on it

So a chicken walks into a library

Strolls up to the desk and requests 3 books. The librarian thinking nothing of a talking chicken obliges and the chicken goes on its way.

The next day the chicken returns and asks for 5 more books. Bemused, the librarian agrees and the chicken goes on it's way once more.

An hour later ...

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