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Van Damme Jokes

Van damme...

Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger are at a bar, discussing which classical composer they would most rather be. "I'll be beethoven", says van damme. "Well in that case I'll be mozart" says Stallone. Arnie replies "I'll be Bach"

Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?

Brussels sprouts.

What's Jean Claude van Damme name after failing firefighter test?

Jean Claude Notre Dame

You either die young enough to be remembered as a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

Just ask Jean-Claude Van Damme

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