They say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer...
*coughs*
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
Like within stabbing distance.
It’s much more practical that way.
Him: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer."
Her: "OK, maybe writing out own wedding vows was a mistake."
Keep your friends at least 6 feet apart
... and your enemies closer.
*- Sun Tzu*
[True story] My girlfriend told me tonight that sugar was my enemy.
I replied "You know what they say. Keep your enemies closer than your friends."
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