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Unfairly Jokes

President Trump said "No politician in history — and I say this with great surety — has been treated worse or more unfairly."

I guess the 6 Presidents who were shot no longer count





*edit had 4 in post originally

My wife said that I always treat my kid unfairly.

I don’t even know which one she means, Tommy, Tina or the fat ugly one.

For anyone complaining about being treated unfairly because of the colour of their skin..

...Lighten up.

I was unfairly fired from the zoo

What was I meant to do? There were signs everywhere saying ‘don’t feed the animals’

I was unfairly dismissed today from my job as a fireworks coordinator

It was bang out of order.

You have to admit, Apple is being treated unfairly after the recent news about the iPhone 6+...

They merely wanted to provide a phone with the flexibility their customers demanded. It's clear that Apple bends over backwards for their fans, and they wanted to build a flagship phone which does so, too.

You could say that the iPhone 6+ is ... ahead of the curve.

My wife claims that I treat one of our kids unfairly.

"Which one?" I replied, "Chris Jr, or the girl one?"

A student receives a bad grade on his exam

And he goes to talk to the teacher, convinced that he's been graded unfairly.

He says to the teacher "I think I deserve some points on these questions, even if my answers weren't entirely correct!"

The teacher sighs and says "ok, I'll take another look at your exam".

The student...

"honey don't you think you're treating one of our kids unfairly?"

"who? Tim, Felix or the fat one?"

The Ant and the Grasshopper

CLASSIC VERSION:

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he's a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no f...

Why was the shredded cheddar mad when the teacher gave him an F on the test?

He felt he had been unfairly grated.

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