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Haikus have three lines

Haikus have three lines
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Refrigerator.

I wrote this joke about a joke shop

A man sees a Joke Shop. He goes in.

There are three lines.

He joins one and slowly moves up the queue.

He sees all three lines head towards a big sign that says: "The End of the Joke"

He sees the guy at the end of the first line get given a tonne of cash and he runs out l...

A haiku for people who don't know what one is

You just get three lines

Five syllables, then seven

And then five again

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