Turndown Jokes - 2 Hilarious Turndown Jokes

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I asked the hotel checkout girl, "Do you provide turndown service?"

She said, "Sure. I wouldn't go out with you if you were the last guy on earth after the zombie apocalypse and your saliva contained the antidote."

Every girl I’ve ever liked is just like a hotel....

They all came with a free turndown service.

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