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Pedi Jokes

Just before breaking up with them, I would treat all my exes to mani-pedis, massages, and give them some spending money.

Father always taught me to leave stuff in better condition than how I found it.

What is every nail salon hiding in their back office?

A bunch of pedi files.

I won’t go anywhere near foot hygiene tools...

I hear some of them are pedi files

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What do you call a guy who sexually obsesses over feet?

A Pedi-file

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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A man has three girlfriends

He wants to choose one of the three to marry, but cannot decide on which one. To help him choose, he decides to test each one by giving them $5000 to spend however they please.

The first girl gets a complete makeover, mani/pedi, hair done, the complete works. She says to the man, "I wanted ...

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