At least, I assume she was poor. She only had $4.75 in her purse.
I just saw my wife trip and fall over with the basket of clothes she just ironed.
I watched it all unfold.
2 hunters, Bill and Tom, were out in the Blue Mountains one wintery day – looking for some feral game.
After nearly an entire day without a sighting they spotted a herd of feral goats and started stalking.
So excited & intent were they on their targets that one of them, Bill, didn't watch his footing and had the misfortune to trip and fall off a 12m cliff. Tom found him at the bottom in g...
The atheist and the bear
One day, an atheist man was walking through the woods. He was a proud atheist, never skipping the opportunity to mock those of faith for their ignorance and blindness to reality. He was enjoying his stroll through nature. All of a sudden, there was a loud crashing behind him. He turned to look an...
I don't know how anyone can take Putin critics seriously, with how stupid they are.
Keep in mind that these are the same people who habitually trip and fall backwards onto bullets and lock themselves in suitcases.
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I told this joke a bunch in elementary and it made me seem way funnier than I was, it's so good
Heaven was getting all cluttered so God put a new rule in place. On top of being a good person, you have to have a better death story than the last guy who got through to heaven.
First guy comes in, and the angel bouncer guy asks him about the events leading up to his death.
The guy s...
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