A friend of mine asked me why Merry and Pippen didn't just walk behind Treebeard through Fangorn Forest? I said "I don't know, why?"
He said " They wouldn't follow Ent trails". I said "That's an offal joke".
Pippen: "Treebeard, you're covered in moss, do you like it?"
Treebeard: "Well, it kind of grows on you."
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The Who in Middle Earth (OC AFAIK)
The drummer from The Who exposed his buttocks while visiting Middle Earth, causing Treebeard to catcall.
Basically, Keith's moon caused an ent whistle.
The hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, sat in Fangorn Forest to hear the first annual post-Sauron "Ent Comedy Jam" .... (An original LOTR-themed meta-joke for you.)
The hobbits Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin, sat in Fangorn Forest to hear the first annual post-Sauron "Ent Comedy Jam."
With them was Gandalf, returned from over Sea with Frodo in tow just for the occasion. No one in living memory – at least now that the elves were all in the Undying Lands to...
I was at a party in middle earth last night. TreeBeard got wasted and started dunking hobbits into a giant punch-bowl of booze. The dwarves laughed and begged for a turn. Soon, a queue of creatures had formed on his branches, eager to take the plunge. I didn’t get in line. I knew it was a trick…
Because the real punch-line is always in the calm ents
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