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Legolas Jokes

Our company recently did a password audit, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

**"VaderObiwanLukeBobafettGandalfFrodoGimliLegolasSacramento"**

When asked why he had such a long password, he rolled his eyes and said: *Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."*

Aragorn and Legolas walk into a bar.

Gimli laughs and walks under it.

Why is Legolas so fit?

He always eats elfy snacks.

Did you hear about Legolas' murder trial?

He was innocent. Turns out it was elf defense.

I hear that Legolas from the Lord of the Rings had an older brother, but he died before Legolas was born.

His name was Legofirst.

Why do the elves of Middle Earth play with Mega Bloks?

Because they're Legolas

What did Gimli say to Legolas when the Uruk-hai marched on Helm's Deep?

That's a LOTR orcs!

TIL: Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 (USD) for his role as Legolas in the LOTR trilogy.

One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire.

I don’t get how people have problems with diversity in Lord of the Rings

Legolas has been an arrow ace the whole time.

What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?

Dep-archers

My wife finally had enough of my "childish" hobbies and made me choose between my collection of plastic blocks and my fantasy costumes.

After making a hard decision, I'm now a legoless Legolas.

Why was the elf in a wheelchair?

Because he was Legolas!

What did the elf say after an orc stole his Legos?

I’m Legolas.

At a hospital

Mother : "holding a newborn child" you have my eyes

Father : and my smile

Aragorn : you have my sword

Legolas : and you have my bow

Gimli : and my axe

Nurse : can we get security in here please , they are back again

What do you call it when you misplace your Lego Lord of the Rings mini figures?

A Lego Legolas Loss.

probably won't get him laid

A guy walks into a bar and starts pretending to shoot arrows to a few girls. One of those girls smiles and gets closer to talk: "Hey, I saw that you threw me an arrow." she said while winking at him.

"Yes, I guess I did." came his reply.

"Who are you?", she asked. "Cupid throwing love ...

Fellowship of the ring

As the fellowship of the ring was being formed Bilbo had been eavisdropping outside of the meeting, not being able to help his curiosity.
He had heard young Frodo take upon himself the burden of the ring, Sam, Merry and Pippin joining him on the foolish quest. Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Boromir ...

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