Trans Fats Jokes - 12 Hilarious Trans Fats Jokes

My doctor advised me to stay away from trans fats.

I guess I should really get off Tumblr

Son: Dad, what are this 'trans fats" given on the label?

Dad: Trans fats are both groups of people you can't make fun of.

What does Tumblr and KFC's chicken have in common?

They both contain high amounts of trans fats.

Why is Caitlyn Jenner so skinny?

Because the FDA just banned trans fats.

I felt my personal trainer was being a bit of a bigot today…

When he told me his one rule was “no trans fats“.

It feels like there is a new diet fad every other day

everyone is so concerned about trans fats but I think we should respect fat people and let them identify however they want

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Why won’t cannibals eat obese people after they have had sexual reassignment surgery?

Trans fats are bad for your health.

Did you hear ab JK Rowling losing her potato chip sponsorship deal?

She backed out when she heard they had trans fats.

Why can't you use vegetable oil as gearbox lubricant?

Because it doesn't contain any trans fats.

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I had sex with a really overweight shemale recently and haven't felt well since.

Seems like trans fats are bad for you after all.

If Donald Trump hates Liberals

then why does he like trans fats so much

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Plane Crash

Three men survive a plane crash in the snowy mountains. There is no way to escape. Their only hope is to survive until rescue arrives.

After a few weeks they come to the realization without food they are going to die. So they decide they are going to have to eat one of them so the others may ...

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