Hippopotamuses are seemingly unconcerned about the effects of climate change on their habitat
It's as if they lived in de Nile
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smouldering in a tree line that bordered a farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but did not find the remains of anyone, including the President. They spotted a lone farmer ploughing a field not too far away as if nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of...
A crocodile is walking to the Roman Colosseum, where a gladiator duel is scheduled to take place.
Along the way, he runs into a serial killer.
The crocodile, being a crocodile, is unconcerned and promptly proceeds to devour her alive before continuing on his merry way to the Roman Colosseum.
He makes it there just fine, and enjoys a gladiatorial match for the ages- a feast for the ...
Two cows are grazing together.
The first looks over to the second and asks, “Did you hear about the recent outbreak of Mad Cow disease?”
The second continues his grazing, unconcerned. “Why should I care? I’m a helicopter!”
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An American, a Chinese and an Indian went on a world tour by Air.
The American proudly declared "we have reached my homeland USA" pointing at the Statue of Liberty.
After some hours, the Chinese pointed at the Great Wall of China and exclaimed "friends, we have reached China".
More hours went by and all eyes were on the Indian. He calmly opened the w...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
.. taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across ...
I was walking in Little Italy yesterday
when I saw a man patiently standing by his car as he was being written a parking ticket. The officer finished, and the man thanked her and opened his car.
Confused as to why he seemed so unconcerned I approached him. "Sir! You just got a ticket! How are you so calm about this?"
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A horse, a chicken and a fantastic moral. [long]
There is a horse and a chicken and they are best friends. One day horse and chicken are walking down a trail when horse steps into some very deep mud. Horse struggles to get out but he cannot set himself free and chicken is too small and feeble to free horse as well. As chicken is crying for his fri...
A man goes into a job interview
A man, fresh out of college, goes into a job interview and presents himself well. The employer is shocked at how professional he is.
"Wow, you have an incredible resume, and you present yourself fantastically," he says. "Your present lack of experience in the professional world is unconcernin...
A man walks into a bar on the 50th floor
As he goes through the door, a slight chime sounds. He heads for the bar and orders a beer. As time goes by, he hears the chime again, and turns to see another man arriving. The other man immediately heads for the bar, and orders a double scotch on the rocks.
The other man empties the glass i...