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Tonya Harding Jokes

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I had sex with Tonya Harding once...

...but only once. After that I didn't Kerrigan.

What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?

Both of them are famous for taking a knee.

Colin Kaepernick wasn’t the first athlete to take a knee

That honor belongs to Tonya Harding.

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...

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