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I had sex with Tonya Harding once...

...but only once. After that I didn't Kerrigan.

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?

Both of them are famous for taking a knee.

A guy walks into a brothel...

“I’d like to have a girl.”

The madame gets on the loudspeaker:

“Harry- lube up Sarah!”

“That’ll be $40.”

“I don’t have that much.”

“Harry- forget it! Lube up Tonya!”

“That’ll be $20.”

“I don’t have that much either.”

“Harry- forget it! ...

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Bin Laden was walking through the desert in Afghanistan...

While walking, he stumbled upon a magic lamp. He rubbed it, and a female genie popped out.

“Bah! Why is this genie a woman!” he angrily exclaimed.

“Behold!” she said, “I am a magical genie who can grant any wish that your heart desires.”

“I shall not speak to any woman about my ...

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...

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