Tonya Jokes - 5 Hilarious Tonya Jokes

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I had with Tonya Harding once...

...but only once. After that I didn't Kerrigan.

What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?

Both of them are famous for taking a knee.

Colin Kaepernick wasn’t the first athlete to take a knee

That honor belongs to Tonya Harding.

Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?

There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay)
Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh)
Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh)
Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn)
Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?)
Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay)
Marina (uh) Selena (uh...

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Celebrity Computer Viruses

Monica Lewinsky virus: all the memory out of your computer.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...

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