What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common?
Both of them are famous for taking a knee.
Did you hear about who went to DMX’s funeral?
There was Brenda, LaTisha (uh), Linda, Felicia (okay) Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia (ooh) Theresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki (uh-huh) Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky (damn) Cookie, well I met her in a ice cream parlor (aight?) Tonya, Dianne, Lori and Carla (okay) Marina (uh) Selena (uh...
A guy walks into a brothel...
“I’d like to have a girl.”
The madame gets on the loudspeaker:
“Harry- lube up Sarah!”
“That’ll be $40.”
“I don’t have that much.”
“Harry- forget it! Lube up Tonya!”
“That’ll be $20.”
“I don’t have that much either.”
“Harry- forget it! ...
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Celebrity Computer Viruses
Monica Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer.
Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB.<...