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Tony Stark Jokes

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"I'm sorry." The Judge asked Tony Stark. "You want to divorce Mrs. Potts because she's a tad weird?"

"No!" Tony exclaimed. "I want to divorce her because she's fucking Strange."

Peter Parker and Tony Stark walk into a bar.

Bartender: what can I get for you today?

Tony: I’ll have a margarita, and the kid’s gonna get a Capri-Sun.

Peter: Mr. Stark I’m 21.

Tony:

Peter: I can order my own Capri-Sun.

Elon Musk thinks he's a real life Tony Stark

But he's actually a real life Justin Hammer

Did you know that Tony Stark started cross dressing?

Sometimes he goes out dressed as FE male.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.

One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.

When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.

When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.

When they got to the t...

How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?

One Buck.

Tony Stark wasn't crying

There was just some Peter Parker in his eye.

What happened to Tony Stark after he died?

He became Urn Man

Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War

Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.

Fury: Wait, are you serious?

Tony: No cap

What do Link and Tony Stark have in common?

They're both smashing pots

Tony Stark and Pepper potts are sitting in bathtub feeling Happy..

... Suddenly Happy felt disgusted and left.

What the difference between Tony Stark and a vegan Big Lebowski?

One is Iron Man, and the other is iron deficient, man

Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their money,

Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.

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Stan Lee wrote Tony Stark as a character with a sexual identity crisis.

He's all man, but likes to dress as FEmale

What did T'Challa ask Tony Stark about his suit?

Wakanda suit do?

In trying to rid the world of weapons, Tony Stark gave it its best one ever.

Guess you could call him Irony Man

Tony Stark's drag queen name.

Fe Male.

Captain America loses his voice...

Captain America loses his voice due to a scheme concocted by Doctor Doom.

He tries everything. Dr Strange can't help because he doesn't detect any magic causing the problem. Reed Richards can't help, because the problem isn't explainable with science. After a barrage of failed attempts, even ...

Endgame joke.

Thanos: I am inevitable

Tony Stark: No you aren’t. You’re thanos

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