Tony: I’ll have a margarita, and the kid’s gonna get a Capri-Sun.
Peter: Mr. Stark I’m 21.
Peter: I can order my own Capri-Sun.
Tony Stark catching Nick Fury up on the events of Civil War
Tony: So anyway the Avengers broke up and Steve is a fugitive now.
Fury: Wait, are you serious?
Tony: No cap
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark's family?
Tony Stark gives TED talks for a post-Iron Man living
He has done it many times before, and his 'If you're nothing without it then you shouldn't have it' motto is widely followed by the entire world.
"But I'm nothing without GTA V!" "If you're nothing without GTA V then you shouldn't have it." for example.
One day, the entire world is in ...
What do Tony Stark and Samus Aran have in common?
Underneath the suit, they're both Fe male
What happened to Tony Stark after he died?
He became Urn Man
Endgame Spoiler : Tony Stark and Bucky becomes partners to start a business at the end of the movie.
They name it Starbucks.
What the difference between Tony Stark and a vegan Big Lebowski?
One is Iron Man, and the other is iron deficient, man
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their money,
Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.
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Stan Lee wrote Tony Stark as a character with a sexual identity crisis.
He's all man, but likes to dress as FEmale
Tony Stark and Pepper potts are sitting in bathtub feeling Happy..
... Suddenly Happy felt disgusted and left.
In trying to rid the world of weapons, Tony Stark gave it its best one ever.
Guess you could call him Irony Man
Tony Stark wasn't crying
There was just some Peter Parker in his eye.
Tony Stark's drag queen name.
Captain America loses his voice...
Captain America loses his voice due to a scheme concocted by Doctor Doom.
He tries everything. Dr Strange can't help because he doesn't detect any magic causing the problem. Reed Richards can't help, because the problem isn't explainable with science. After a barrage of failed attempts, even ...
One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers.
One day, Deadpool joined the Avengers. They traveled to a Hydra base surrounded by four barriers.
When they got to the first barrier, Hulk smashed it.
When they got to the second barrier, Tony Stark fired up his Iron Man suit and blasted a hole through it.
When they got to the t...