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Toe Ring Jokes

If a ring for a toe is a toe ring...

Then shouldn't a ring for a finger be a *fingering*

An astronaut lands on an alien world.

Once upon a time an astronaut landed on an alien world. The world was full of trees and plants and wildlife. But one species in particular caught his eye. Short and round with huge feet, they were kind. They sang songs all day, drank, and made merry. After observing them from afar for many days, the...

My girlfriend insisted that she wanted a fingering

she’s not a fan of toe rings

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