The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness. After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
In his later years, the Lone Ranger and Tonto were catching up on old times. After awhile the Lone Ranger paused and said “I have some sad news.”
“Tell me, old friend” said the faithful Tonto.
“Well...I recently was diagnosed with Cancer”
“Bad spirits,” replied his old companion.
The Lone Ranger look off into the distance for a minute. “After all your years of wisdom, what do you think I should do?”
Here, have a joke in spanish
"como se dice 'un zapato' en inglés?"
A hero at a mental hospital.
John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the bottom and stayed there. David promptly jumped in and saved him, swimming to the bottom of the pool and sabed Joh...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town on a winter's day
They pull up outside the saloon and the Lone Ranger says, "I need to see a guy in there - you'll have to wait out here, it's against the law to let you in a place where liquor is sold".
Tonto scowls. "But it's freezing out here, *kemo sabe*!".
"I can't help that - the law's the law," s...