My soon to be wife and I are looking at wedding dresses for her.
I said to her I dont care what she wears down the isle. I said best case, you go down the isle wearing a track suit.
She says why... I want something that will look better than that.
I said it would be perfect be...
Cation
Pronunciation : [kat-ahy-uhn,-on]
-Noun Chemistry
1.An ion with paws-tive charge. 2.The cutest ion ever.
What kind of calculus do frogs use?
Der - ribbit - tives
Have you heard about the woman who was fined $500 for bringing an apple back with her from France?
True story. She says she accidentally put the apple in her bag on the flight from Paris to Minneapolis and completely forgot about it until she was caught by a customs agent.
Apparently she was charged with harboring a Fuji-tive.
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