I just finished writing my book on penguins. It was very difficult and tiresome but I managed to finish it.
I should have probably taken my the advice from the publisher, friends and family to write it on paper to make it easier.
The three sons of an old woman return home after years seeking their fortune
The three sons of an old woman return home after years seeking their fortunes.
They make merry and have dinner together. And before leaving, they hand their mother gifts.
The eldest son gifts his mother the deed to a massive palatial chateau in the French Riviera.
The middle son...
Kids these days...
It was a very rainy day and the new kindergarten teacher was helping her children wear their galoshes. It was a tiresome job involving much pushing and shoving.
Finally it was young Barry's turn. The teacher pushed and pushed and finally helped him into his galoshes.
"You know," said ...
Is it tiresome living next to the Autobahn?
Three guys went to a ski lodge after a tiresome day of skiing.
There was only one bed, so they had to share it. When they woke up the next morning, the guy on the left side of the bed said he saw the most amazing dream. "This beautiful lady gave me a wonderful handjob". The guy on the right said; "I had the exact same dream! It felt so real!" The guy in the mid...
An old joke about the Gurkhas
During the second world war a company of Germans were in the desert when a voice called out from behind a sand dune: "One Gurkha can kill five Germans!" Irritated by this the German captain sends a couple of soldiers round to sort out this man out, nobody disrespects the German army.
The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." Brits have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome"...
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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian are all best friends
A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian are all best friends. They have this tradition of meeting up at a certain coffee shop and talking about this and that while they eat their collective favorite desert; cherry pie.
One day, as the friends are enjoying their cherry pie, the topic of who’s religio...
Arnold Schwarzenegger woke up this morning with a sore head and a bad back...
... he put on his dressing gown and slippers, opened the door to his en suite shower and let out a sigh.
“Why is my shoauwer still broken?” He exclaimed. “The plumber was supposed to hef come last week.”
He made his way to the kitchen to fix himself some food. Opening the fridge, a put...
A Wrong Answer
While doing a crossword puzzle, I asked for my husband’s help.
"The word is eight letters long and starts with m, and the clue is ‘tiresome sameness.’"
"Monogamy," he answered
The new bull
Three bulls are standing around overlooking a field full of cows when they overhear the farmer tell one of the cowhands to get the trailer ready to pick up a new bull. The old bull snorts and says, "I'm a tellin' ya what, there ain't but fifty cows here that are mine and if'n that new bull thinks...
This worked fine with my level 200a on up.
A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary. However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly know bad words. At first he thought it was funny, but then it became tiresome, and finally, when the man had important guests, the bird's bad wor...