What do you call someone who's obsessively environmentally friendly?

An Eco-Maniac

Grandma started obsessively washing her windows several times each week...

...I asked her what's up with that, I mean - they're sparkling clean already, you don't have to do that.

She replied:

Someone called me last week and told me that my windows installation had a serious virus infestation.

A man crosses the border each morning on a donkey...

...and each day, his donkey is loaded with only bags of straw. When he reaches the bridge marking the border, the tax collectors search his bags to calculate what duty he must pay on his exports. Every day, they find nothing. And yet, in the evening, after their shift has finished and they are in th...

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