A tour guide in Ireland was giving his tour to a group of tourists. As they traveled down the road, Shaemus pointed to a field of potatoes. "You see dat field o'er there? I planted de first potato in dat field.. but doo dey call me Shaemus de farmer?.. I tink not." The tour continues on for a bit un...
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Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together?
Because they discuss tings.
What is defeat?
Dem tings dat you put in de shues
I really hate meetings
I really wish “me” werent in meetings
Did you hear the Russians tried to invent a new sport?
They had such success with [chessboxing](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessboxing), where you box one round then play a game of chess, they tried to created another combination sport called baseball poetry. You play an inning of baseball, then compose one poem.
"Ve vere not so gut at it ven v...
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