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What do you call creepy wind chimes?

Stranger Tings

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Why do Jamaican philosophers together?

Because they discuss tings.

What is defeat?

Dem tings dat you put in de shues

I really hate meetings

I really wish β€œme” werent in meetings

Did you hear the Russians tried to invent a new sport?

They had such success with [chessboxing](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chessboxing), where you box one round then play a game of chess, they tried to created another combination sport called baseball poetry. You play an inning of baseball, then compose one poem.

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