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Small Things Jokes

My Friend: Find Happiness in small things.

Me: Sounds something your wife might say.

I hate people who get hung up on small things

You could say I'm Anti-Semantics

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If you have a small penis, it's okay

It's 2020 and small things don't matter anymore

She said I'm too small

I said " small things have good qualities and its effects can last 8 - 9 months"

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My dick is good at math.

What I'm trying to say is that it's the small things that count.

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A guy was bragging to a girl...

"They should put a Choking Hazard sign on my penis!"

The girl answered: "Don't they put that on small things"

An elderly couple started losing their memory.

They went to the doctor together to look into it. “Your memory loss is pretty bad. I’ll give you some medication for now, but in the meantime I suggest to start writing things down when you need to remember them”.

The couple reluctantly took the medication and went home, refusing to accept th...

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