Time Management Jokes - 5 Hilarious Time Management Jokes

I once bought a best-selling book on time management.

But I never had time to read it.

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Why are paperweights so good at time management?

They are always on top of things.

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I gave a speech about time management

It lasted seven hours

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Five Things

Here are the five best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk at work: 5) "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 4) "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to." 3) "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You pr...

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Best things to say if you're caught sleeping on your desk...

“They told me at the blood bank this
might happen.”

“This is just a 15 minute power-nap as
described in that time management course you sent me.”

“Whew! Guess I left the top off
the White-Out You probably got here just in time!”

“I wasn’t sleepin...

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