Throwing Up Jokes - 6 Hilarious Throwing Up Jokes

Earlier today I felt like throwing up..

So I put a dart board on my ceiling.

Where do Christians go after throwing up?

Heave'in

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He wasn't throwing up.

One day a guy walks into a bar he then asks the bartender "I'll take one of your strongest drinks."
So the bartender gets him a drink called Volcano and warns the guy that he is only allowed one of these drinks a night because they are so strong.
The guy finishes his drink and doesn't feel a ...

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

A man went to see a doctor and told the doctor, "Every morning when I see myself in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?"

"I don't know," said the doctor, "but your eyesight is perfect!"

(Credit: Rodney Dangerfield)

Why don't cannibals eat Gospel singers?

They keep throwing up their hands.

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