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The Eagles Jokes

Why couldn't the Eagles perform the Super Bowl's half time show this year?

After all, they are already there.

Why couldn't the hobbits fly the Eagles to Mordor?

Because they were on tour and only got back at the end.

The lead singer of The Eagles has been arrested by Customs.

Apparently he was trying to smuggle exotic animals parts into the country.


It turns out that you can't hide those lion eyes.

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The Eagles held the record for bestselling album of all time.

That was until Micheal Jackson beat it..

What did Doug Pederson tell the Eagles about the tough matchup with the Saints?

Don’t expect tomorrow to be a breeze.

Dad: I heard you got me some new clothes for celebration of the Eagles victory son. What is it?

Son: It’s a tie dad.

Two eagles walk into a law firm looking for a job

The hiring manager asks, "So why should I hire you two?"

And the eagles say, "Well, we've been eagles since the day we hatched from our eggs. You're never going to find a para-eagles better than us!"

The majestic lion

Lions, as everyone knows, are the kings of the animal kingdom. Apex predators of the Serengiti, there are few who can stand steady in the face of their mighty roar.

Unfortunately for lions, however, they are rather limited in their mobility. When it comes to such places as ice, water, and air...

The biggest difference between the Superbowl and the Grammy's.

The Eagles have won a Grammy.

Me to my coworker

Me:The Eagles won last night

Co Worker: Oh you watched the game

Me: Covered in blood and scratches what game?

Last night Philadelphia residents climbed light poles, flipped over cars, and set dumpsters on fire

Then things really got out of hand when they learned the Eagles won the Super Bowl

Even pigs have standards

A Rabbi, a Hindu holy man, and a Philadelphia Eagles fan are in a car together. the car breaks down near a house with a barn. The owner says, "Well, I only have room for two of ya, so one's gonna have to sleep in the barn." The Hindu holy man volunteers. Five minutes later, he explains, "I cannot sl...

How old am I going to be, daddy?

My daughter woke me around 11:50 last night. My wife and I had picked her up from her friend Sally’s birthday party, brought her home and put her to bed. My wife went into the bedroom to read while I fell asleep watching the Eagles game.
“Daddy, “she whispered, tugging at my sleeve. “Guess how ol...

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