Tell Joke Jokes - 12 Hilarious Tell Joke Jokes

Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?

Because it’s always too soon.

^(i feel bad)

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Why can't dyslexics tell jokes?

They always punch up the fuckline.

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.

The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

Why eggs don't tell jokes to each other?

Because they might crack each other up. :)

Not a joke, just a story with a reminder to be careful when telling jokes...

I heard a joke a few weeks ago that went, "What do you do when an epileptic is having a fit in the bath? Throw your washing in."

I decided to repeat the joke in work today to a few of my customers (I work in a pub) and when I finished, one guy got really mad at me. He screamed that I shouldn'...

Why don't mathematicians tell jokes about pi?

Because they're never-ending and irrational!

I have a condition where I spontaneously tell jokes at random times

I think it's a gag reflex.

Did you hear the one about the Yak that likes to tell jokes?

He’s pretty funny! Only thing is he has to stay away from gluten because he has “silly-yak” disease.

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I think it’s totally acceptable to tell jokes about eating ass.

As long as they’re tongue-in-cheek.

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Why can't homosexuals tell jokes

Cuz they can't keep a straight face

Btw I'm not trying to target homos

I love hearing accountants tell jokes.

Especially when they’re self depreciating.

(OC by me)

Please dont tell jokes about domestic abuse...

They hit too close to home

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