Due to lack of professional sports, ESPN televised the World Origami Championships.
It was paper view.
Since a lot of sports are no longer being televised as much, and some matches postponed, I've compensated by watching the birds in my yard compete over worms.
So far Cardinals 6, Blue Jays 3.
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The Pope excla...
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