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Schubert Jokes

What did the space alien tell Franz Schubert?

"Take me to your Lieder!"

What do you call a fruity composer?

An Orange Schubert.

In 1828 Franz Schubert was buried next to Beethoven...

They wanted to decompose together.

When Arnold Schwarzenegger was a little boy back in Austria, he and his friends had a game where they would pretend to be famous composers ...

Georg would say "I'll be Handel!”

Franz would say "I'll be Schubert!”

Arnold would say "I'll be Bach!"

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