A man's life can be summarized in the question, 'Where are you going?'

He spends the first 25 years of his life with his parents asking him this question, the next 35 years of his life with his spouse and kids asking, and in the end, the mourners asking the same question

My girlfriend and I went on our 9th date to see the new Batman film. Our dates can be summarized as followed:

Dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN

Today, I summarized the story of Easter for my 15 y/o son:

"... and then Jesus respawned."

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American society is best summarized by Christmas time

People who buy a bunch of shit while being surrounded by snowflakes.

My life was summarized in one sentence...

It’s because I’m on death row

The plot of the film *Contact* can be summarized as...

What happens at Vega, stays at Vega.

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