A Texan is in London, and looking for Razor blades
“Y’all got any American razor blades in here ?” the Texan asked the English pharmacist.
“All I see are these stupid Wilkinsons.”
“Sir,” the pharmacist patiently replied, “Wilkinson has been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons and razors since before Waterloo.”
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Veteran reintegrating into civilian life
A military veteran is assimilating back to civilian life and begins applying for jobs. He puts in an application with the state hoping for a 9-5 office job with decent benefits. They call him in for an interview. The interviewer is looking over his application and asks him about his military service...