Insolence! Tonight my neighbor actually rang my bell at 4 o'clock in the morning!
I almost dropped the drilling machine.
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A dictator once asked a famous composer if he could write him a brilliant piece of music.
Naturally, the composer was extremely nervous, as the dictator had a habit of giving the death penalty to those who did not please him.
The composer spent weeks working on this piece, and from a musical standpoint it was quite good. So, he gathered his orchestra and performed his piece for th...
The Fisherman and the Industrialist
One day, around noon, a fisherman is sitting on the docks, smoking his pipe, next to his haul for the day. A wealthy industrialist sees this and is positively confounded.
"Why aren't you out fishing?" demands the industrialist to the fisherman.
"I have caught all the fi...
Ukrainian mother-in-law joke
The morning after the wedding, the newlywed couple is sitting at the kitchen table when they are joined by the bride's mother. The husband, still slightly drunk from last night, decides that now is the proper time to display his manly authority.
He starts by calmly issuing his demands. "For b...
What do you do with an overly obedient pancreas?
Give it a shot of insolence.
A son and his Dad have an intense argument and the son storms off, furious.
Before he gets out of earshot of his father, he yells "Jim Morrison was a terrible singer and an uninspired artist who never did anything worthwhile".
His father cannot believe this insolence, and screams at the top of his lungs "As long as you live in this house, you will never, EVER SLAM TH...
On a bench, in the park, two lovers
are kissing passionately. At some point another man sits down next to them and starts staring at the woman. Eventually, her partner gets fed up by the staring and tells the other man: - I haven't seen such insolence in my whole life! - I'm sorry, I did not mean to disturb you, but I need to...
I think Google Translate did a poor job on these German jokes, but they make me laugh anyway.
Teacher to student: "'For this insolence you write one hundred times,' I am a lazy guy 'and it can then be signed by your father!'
What day is the most labor intensive of an official? The Monday, as he must be equal to demolish two calendar pages.
The German teacher asks Bini: "What ...