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I was walking down the street wearing glasses

When the prescription ran out.

Thought I saw the first ever super hero today, he was running down our street wearing a cape.

Turns out he hadn't paid for his haircut.

A Scottish man is walking down the street wearing a kilt.

A young woman approaches the man and asks,"Are ye a true Scotsman under that kilt there?"

The man replies "Why don' ye stick yer hand up there an' find out feryerself"

So the woman reaches under the man's kilt and quickly pulls it back yelling "It's gruesome"

To which the man re...

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