I started working at a Watermelon street market booth.
My first customer was I guy really big. Seriously built, kind of like The Rock but taller.
He asks:
\_How much for the watermelon?
\_ 8 dollars.
\_ Okay, I want half. Here's $4.
\_Sir, we only sell entire watermelons. For 8 bucks.
\_ I am telling you tha...
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A Rare Dish
This is a long one.
An English cook is trying to build up his skills as a chef. He's been working for years learning all sorts of rare and unique dishes to serve at his mentor's restaurant.
One day a wealthy guest at the restaurant asks to meet the cook and says "While I enjoyed the me...
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