My kid found a pair of handcuffs in the bedroom, he asked what they were for. I said they were from a stag do. He asked, what's a stag do?
I said it wanders around the forest trying not to get shot.
I had my stag do in Amsterdam. To remember the occasion my mates got me a sweater.
I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, however.
Postman told me he was going on holidays....
I asked him if it was Parcelona or Istampbul he was headed to...
Just said it was a stag do for his friend
Ah, an all mail party I exclaimed
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