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Amoeba Jokes

Why did the amoeba fail math class?

Because it multiplied by dividing

I once had a brain eating amoeba

the poor fella died of starvation

What do you call an amoeba that heats things up?

A microbe-wave

Brain-eating amoeba

You're not you when it's hungry

What did the Spannish Amoeba said to the other Amoebas?

"Hola Amoebas!"

Why are Amoebas so bad at math?

Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.

Amoeba Joke

Person One: What's the difference between you and an amoeba?

Person Two: What?

Person One: A comma.

Person Two: ?

Person One: An amoeba is a single-celled organism with no brain.

You are a single, celled organism with no brain.

Just saw an article about brain eating amoebas becoming a potential problem in Texas (true). I remember this happened about 10 years ago in Alabama and the outcome was terrible.

Poor amoebas nearly starved to death!

Who was the first amoeba to sail around Cape Horn?

Flagellan

How many amoebas does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. No, two. No, four. No, eight … AHH!

Two amoebae are floating along in a prehistoric ocean.

Amoeba 1: Weird...I think I just took in a breath of air.

Amoeba 2: Nah. You're probably imagining things.

Amoeba 1: Yeah. False aspirations, I guess.

What do you call it when an amoeba commits suicide?

Cellpuku

Your momma so dumb..

The brain eating amoeba she contracted starved to death

A man went to college

A man from Alabama comes back to his hometown for a visit after his first year in college.

His friend meets up with him and asks what he learned from college?

Man: Well I learned biology for one.

Friend: Oh really? Speak in biology to prove it.

Man: Amoeba, nucleus, and ...

What is the microbe's favorite country singer? (Original)

Amoeba Mcentire

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