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Cogito Ergo Sum Jokes

The driest, most esoteric joke I know.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse if it's an alcoholic considering all the bars he frequents, to which the horse replies ~~I don't think I am"~~ "I think not!" ! The horse disappears.

This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to...

Cogito ergo sum.

Incognito ergo .

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

when you're drunk,..

Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:



Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation;

Cinnamon.



Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:



Specificity; Cogito ergo sum; British; Constitution;

Passive-aggressi...

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