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Sock Puppet Jokes

What do sock puppets eat?

Finger foods

What do you call a faceless sock puppet?

A mitten.

What did one sock puppet say to another?

You look like you could use a hand.

How to kill a sock puppet that's planning to shoot up people?

disarm it

If Trump is Putin's puppet why can't you see the strings?

Because he is a sock puppet.

Do you know who likes to get fisted?

Sock puppets

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