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I put googly eyes on every picture of someone I see

That might be why I got kicked out of that funeral...

Cleaning out my fridge in 2015

I smelled something gross and it it was coming from my fridge. I looked and there was a rotting orange. "I bet it would be funny if I put googly eyes and doll hands on it" I say to myself and I forgot about it for a year. Next thing I know I see it on the news with them saying it won the election! W...

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