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Williams College and Amherst College have a long-standing rivalry.

One night, the Amherst students decide to raid the Williams football field and spray paint an A for Amherst smack dab in the middle of the field. They sneak out under the cover of the dark, and when the Williams students wake up the next morning, they see the massive A on their field. Naturally, the...

Why did 10 have PTSD

Because it was smack dab in the middle of 9 11.

Cold Cold Canada.

There was an elderly couple who lived in a small house, right smack dab on the U.S. and Canadian border. For several years the two goverments had argued over which nation the house belonged to. One day the elderly couple recived a letter stating that they were now considered full American citizens a...

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A cowboy goes to the stable

He lifts his horse's tail, and plants a kiss smack dab on the horses butthole.

Another cowboy sees this and yells, "What the hell are you doing?"

He replies, "I've got chapped lips."

"Does that help?"

"Nope, It just keeps me from licking them."

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There once was a man named Ish. He was a curious guy, always trying to find out new things. He decided to take a trip all around Europe.

He went to France, Germany, Belgium, Portugal, and eventually ended up smack dab in the middle of Spain. He, being the curious guy that he was, immediately...

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